It ain't easy bein' green

[Darksoul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

I haven't laughed so much since I was a little kid. I saw this at work this morning and I've been laughing all day. And my co-workers kept coming up with one liners all day.

Is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

How many strokes does it take to get to the center of a tootsie frog?

The chimp was getting even for all the times he had a frog in his throat.

My sides hurt from laughing so much.

[AsaTJ]

Is it just me, or are chimps just the most psychotic things on the planet? Well, debatably, next to humans. Shit like this, and then you hear the stories of them ripping people's faces off for no reason at all. It's like they hit some sort of malevolent "sweet spot" on the evolution continuum where they're just smart enough to come up with depraved activities and yet still animal enough to just be completely batshit insane.

Of all of the animals in the world I would not want to be locked in a cage with, a chimp would be up there. Maybe even the top of the non-venomous category. At least a tiger will snap your neck and be done with it.
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Tsumari? Who? No, I don't know anything about that.

[tathen]

Some Chimps explore the cosmos, this one explores the heavens.